In all, we've collected the names of 50 towns, villages or places with the most outlandish names you can imagine.
Rego do Azar, Bexiga or Sítio das Solteiras are just a few examples. Portugal is a peculiar country even in these small details — and we write this with pride.
Maybe this weekend you want to go to one of these places…
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| Place | County |
|---|---|
| Relieved | Marco de Canaveses |
| Love | Leiria |
| Anxieties | Leather walls |
| at ten | Angra do Heroísmo |
| bagasse | Calheta |
| Bladder | To take |
| bastard | Ponte de Lima |
| bastards | holy thyrsus |
| Nut bed | Alhandra |
| Catraia do Hole | Belmonte |
| Cemetery | Ferreira's Palace |
| pigsty | Blackboard |
| Pito's neck | Castro d'Aire |
| Lame | olive tree |
| demonic | Aljezur and Odemira |
| Scrubber | Monchique |
| dog muzzle | aljustrel |
| Stallion | Barca Bridge |
| poorly washed | odemira |
| Machine | Basto Headboards |
| kill moors | Vila do Bispo |
| kill nuts | Lakes and Monchique |
| Mount of Tesos | Avis |
| Big Eared | Coimbra |
| bad piece | Vila Nova de Ourém |
| scalded feet | arganil |
| picha | Big Pedro |
| Poverty | walk |
| nut | Ponte de Lima |
| handjob | Valongo |
| Purgatory | Albufeira |
| itchy farm | Guard |
| Pig's tail | Penela |
| Mouse | Vila Nova de Famalicão |
| Mousetrap | Vila Nova de Cerveira |
| Irrigation of Chance | Ponte de Lima |
| Rio Seco dos Marmelos | Ferreira do Alentejo |
| Lady of Relief | baião |
| Singles Site | tavira |
| land of the girl | Blackboard |
| hindquarters | olive tree |
| pussy | vacant |
| rat valley | Almodovar |
| sow sale | Estremoz |
| Flea Sale | Mafra |
| Girls Sale | Alcobaça |
| lintels | vacant |
| Vila Nova do Coito | Santarem |
| Village of Pleasures | ourem |
| Sale of Harmonica | Big Pedro |