BMW M5 Polizei: No one can escape from this!

There's no going back, there's no escaping… You might even have a Bugatti Veyron, but you won't be able to escape from this one! If you want to escape then you better buy a plane.

In “Polizei”, which is like saying German police, we can find some Porsches, Mercedes and lots of BMW. But now there is a new wolf in the herd, a great and hungry wolf, the new BMW M5 Polizei . With a 4.4 liter TwinPower Turbo V8 engine delivering 560 hp and 680 Nm of torque, this M5 goes from 0 to 100km/h in just 4.3 seconds. A car so good, so crazy, and so capable, that it could leave a dent in our bodies.

This spectacular piece of engineering was presented to the public on a very special day, a day where 24 BMW M5 were delivered, 13,000 horsepower was released at Welt, which for those who don't know, is a mix of museum and BMW delivery center in the center of Munich.

This machine would be a huge purchase for the German Transit Division if it were not a “lie”. The autobahn would be a safer and more civic place. Or rather, none of that, the cops would just order us to pull over, just to get us out of the way. They were always going to be “roasting”, racing Porsches, Maseratis and Ferraris, instead of fining them.

And I think I know why this machine isn't just going to be a commemorative vehicle. As Germany is a very “grey” country, workers are supposed to just play their role, and not go around enjoying it, spending interest on shoes and straw for the “animal”.

So my dear German cops will have to settle for calmer vehicles. Even so, they cannot complain, because they still travel in luxury vehicles. While here, we are content with the very rare appearances of Subarus Impreza and BMW 330i devoid of character, but we are getting worse, because there are also Prius on the loose… yes Toyotas Prius from BT circulating. My friends, things are the same, whoever rescues wins, whoever is rescued drowns.

And to you, what do you think about this new specimen of police luxury sports cars?

Text: Marco Nunes