Amasiko anokuthethwa kakhulu. Ndibheja kukho izigidi zeethisisi kulo mbandela, kwaye ke ngelishwa bafunda uhlobo lwesincoko esibhalwe ngumntu obefuna nje ukuthetha ngeemoto - yintoni karma…
Ukubuyela kwizithethe kunye nokushiya imiba karmic ecaleni, uthi ngubani owaziyo ukuba izithethe ziyimilinganiselo yokuziphatha esemgangathweni, esebenza ukuququzelela ukuhlalisana kwethu kuluntu: "molo, unjani?" , "nceda nceda", "molweni kusasa" , "molweni emva kwemini", njl. Ngamanye amaxesha bamele kuphela izenzo zokulungiselela into ekufanele yenziwe ngokwesiko elithile.
Emva koko, gqiba ikofu exeliweyo, tsala "umoya" kwi-injini kwaye uvule isitshixo ngaphandle kokuba nesiqinisekiso sokuba injini iya kuvuka.
Khawufan' ucinge ukuba kunjani ukubona umdlalo weqela lesizwe ungakhange uve umhobe kuqala… kungenangqondo! Isiqingatha “sokuqhula” sikuzo zinto zincinci. Izinto ezenza isiganeko "esiqhelekileyo" sihluke ngokwenene.
Omnye umzekelo? Umngcelele wamanenekazi. Kukho abo baphikisa ngelithi sonke isiko lokwazi omnye umntu phakathi kwamadoda nabasetyhini linika umdla kakhulu kunoloyiso lokwenene – abanye bathi kukuncwasa – kodwa kwakhona ndithetha ngento endingayazi kangako. Ndiyathemba ukuba ekugqibeleni ndiyaqala ukuthetha ngeemoto ...
Ah! Kulapho ndiqala ukuthetha ngeemoto. Sele ndiyithethile loo nto, ayimangalisi loo nto ukuqhuba njengembonakaliso yentando kunye nento ekhethekileyo ngokwenene, ikwayinto egcwele amasiko amancinci kunye namakhulu. Ndingatsho ngakumbi: kula masiko apho uvakalelo oludumileyo "lokuzonwabisa lokuqhuba" luxhomekeke. Ubuncinci kwimeko yam injalo.
Akukho mntu wazi ngakumbi ngezithethe ngaphandle kwamaNgesi. Kubonakala ngathi "ngabazali" baloo nto. Inesithethe sayo yonke into, imbeko enjalo yamaNgesi, ayimangalisi xa iqwalasela imbali yayo yangaphambili. Kwaye kukho abantu baseMelika, abalandela umgca ofanayo kodwa abongeze ingxolo encinci kunye ne-dynamite kwinto. Batshintshiselana ngeti, amaqebengwana kunye ne "british kakhulu" ukuze a I-Diva enelizwi elinamandla kunye negitala kwelinye icala, "Iinkwenkwezi kunye neMivimbo" kwelinye kunye nompu womatshini emqolo.
Akunakwenzeka ukuba ungabathandi abantu baseMelika, ngabafo be-showbiz. Nanini na xa ndibona iingxelo ezenziwe nguMongameli wase-United States of America kumaphephandaba, ndizifumana ndikhangela ibhakethi le-popcorn. Ndihlala ndinethemba lokuba kuya kubakho umzuzu womculo, umlingo okanye ukuqhuma.
Ngokusisiseko, omabini amaNgesi kunye namaMelika anobuchule kwizithethe, ngokungafaniyo ngokwenkcubeko, kunjalo. Nathi maPhuthukezi sinamasiko ethu. Kodwa ndaphinda ndalahleka. Ndandifuna ukuthetha ngantoni? Ndakhumbula: iimoto! Inxalenye yolonwabo lokuqhuba inxulumene ngokusondeleyo nezithethe ezahlukeneyo. Ulonwabo lokuqhuba aluzalwa ngokusulungekileyo ngenxa yokusebenza kakuhle kwemoto, isantya kunye namandla… iyamangalisa njengoko isenokubonakala, yonke le yinxalenye yesixhobo. Kubalulekile kunjalo, kodwa i-accessory.
Thatha umzekelo weemoto zakudala. Kwiminyaka emininzi ezayo, ii-classics ziya kuhlala zithandwa. Banikela amasiko angenziwanga ziimoto zanamhlanje. Ndinokuba nomfanekiso-ngqondweni wokuya kwigaraji yam ndiphethe ikomityi yekofu ngesinye isandla nephephandaba ngesinye, ukuze nje ndive ivumba eliphuma kwiinjini ezindala kuphela njengoko ndisitya isidlo sakusasa ndifunda elo phephandaba. Emva koko, gqiba ikofu exeliweyo, tsala "umoya" kwi-injini kwaye uvule isitshixo ngaphandle kokuba nesiqinisekiso sokuba injini iya kuvuka.
Andazi, ukungaqiniseki ngamanye amaxesha kunomvuzo. Kungenjalo ndikwanalo neyeza elilungileyo: qala isiko (elinye…) lokuvula ihood, ukukrwela intloko nokucinga #$%!”#!!!
Kodwa masenze izinto zothando kancinci kwaye sithethe malunga nezithethe ezisebenzayo . Njengomzekelo, ukufumana utshintsho. Hayi, mhlawumbi utshintsho! Vula iqhosha lokulayita. Beka ezinye iiglavu zesikhumba ukuqhuba loo roadster. I-counter-braking ngaphandle kokuziva uphazamiseko kwizinto zombane. Vula umgangatho weglasi. Uyafuna ndiqhubeke?
Sinako nokumisela umzekelo kwimidlalo yeemoto. Amaxesha andulela ukubunjwa kwegridi yokuqala okanye iflegi ye-checkered. Ukunyuka ukuya eqongeni kuhlanjwe ngechampagne kwaye nantso… umhobe wesizwe. Kukwezi nkcukacha zincinci apho kukho ulonwabo olukhulu ebomini.
Isithethe nje esinye sokugqibela, ndiyathembisa ukuba sesokugqibela. Buyela ekhaya, vula ikhompyuter yakho kwaye undwendwele iLeja yeMoto. Ngaba kukho ngcono? Siyathemba ukuba impendulo nguhayi. Ngaphandle kokuba baneklasikhi kwigaraji kunye nekomityi yekofu esandleni ...