Ndibathanda oomatshini ukusukela ndisengumntwana - ngendlela, indlela yam yokufunda ayizange ihambe ngobunjineli bomatshini. Emva koko, into yokuba ndikhulele e-Alentejo engqongwe yi-XF's-21s, i-DT's 50 (abaye babhobhoza iipiston ezibeka umnwe emoyeni!) kunye neemoto ezindala, ngokuqinisekileyo zibe negalelo ekuloleni le ncasa.
Ke ngoko, ngalo lonke ixesha ndinethuba, ndiziqhelanisa ne-DIY modality (yenza ngokwakho).
Ke emva kosuku lonke ndivaleleke egaraji ndisenza izinto ezisisiseko ezifana nokutshintsha ioyile kunye nezihluzo, ukulungisa ibhampa kunye nokutshintsha iibheringi ezimbini kwi-99-intshi yeRenault Clio, ndiye ndajonga ubuchwephesha bomatshini ngembeko ngakumbi. Ngoba? Kuba phantse yonke into ilucelomngeni. Ndibeke kunye uluhlu lweengqwalasela ezili-10 kwimiceli mngeni ejongene noomatshini mihla le:
1. Kunzima ukuhlukana
Kuhlala kukho ray yesikrufu efihliweyo kwaye kunzima ukufikelela. Njalo! Nabani na oyila iimoto kufuneka anyanzelwe ukuba azahlule kwaye azilungise ukuze afumanise ukuba yintoni elungileyo kukhohlokhohlo…2. Konke kunzima ukudibanisa
Amalungu esinyithi awaninzi kangako, kodwa yonke into eyiplastiki xa idityanisiwe ayiphindi ibuyele kwimeko yayo yangaphambili. Nokuba iiplastiki ziyakhula, okanye imoto ishwabene (andazi…) kodwa akukho nto ingena ngaphandle koncedo oluxabisekileyo lweso sixhobo sendalo yonke nesimangalisayo esibizwa ngokuba… isando! ISando esisikelelekileyo.
3. Ngaba umqolo wakho ubuhlungu? Intlahla embi
Ijim yeyamakhwenkwe. Ukuba ungumkhandi, uya kusebenza amaqela ezihlunu ongazange uve ngawo. Ngokuqhelekileyo kufuneka uthathe izikhundla zokusebenza ezifanele uCirco Cardinali kwaye ubeke amandla amaninzi kwiminwe yakho njengomatshini wentsimbi. Akulula kwaye xa ufika ekupheleni kosuku, iindawo zomzimba wakho ziya kuba buhlungu obungazi nokuba zikhona.4. Iibholiti kunye namantongomane anobomi
Kungakhathaliseki ukuba isandla sakho siqine kangakanani, kuya kuhlala kukho ibholithi okanye i-nut eya kuphuma ezandleni zakho kwaye ifike kwindawo eqinile kunye neyona ndawo inzima. Okubi kakhulu… ziyaphindaphindeka. Xa ilixesha lokudibanisa, kuhlala kukho izikrufu ezishiyekileyo. Ngokuba... khaphukhaphu!
5. Izixhobo ziyanyamalala
Kubonakala ngathi ligqwirha. Sibeka isixhobo phantsi ecaleni kwethu kwaye emva kwemizuzwana eyi-10 siyanyamalala ngokungathi ngomlingo. "Ngaba kukho nabani na oye wabona umntu ofuna isibonda?", Hayi, akunjalo! Kukho ii-goblins ezingabonakaliyo ukuba xa sijika umqolo wethu sitshintshe izixhobo zendawo. Ezi goblini nazo zenza imisebenzi engaqhelekanga ngezitshixo, ulawulo lukamabonakude, iiselfowuni kunye nezipaji. Ke kuya kufuneka ukuba sele ufumene…6. Asizange sifumane isixhobo esifanelekileyo
Ngaba ufuna isitshixo se-12? Ke ebhokisini uya kufumana kuphela i-8, 9, 10, 11 kunye ne-13. Ngokuqhelekileyo isitshixo esisidingayo sikwi-Mars ... Kwakhona apha ndikholelwa ngokunzulu kubukho be-goblins, i-fairies kunye nezinye izidalwa ezixhamlayo ezinikezela ubomi bazo. ukufihla olu hlobo lwezixhobo.
7. Kuhlala kukho enye into
Yayikukutshintsha nje ukuthwala, akunjalo? Kulungile ke ... xa uqala ukukhulula uya kubona ukuba emva kwayo yonke into kufuneka utshintshe izinto ezifakiweyo, iidiski kunye nekhadin yothumelo. Xa uyibona, ngaloo ndlela incinci ibiza kuphela i-euro ezingama-20 kwaye ithathe iiyure ezintathu, sele ixabisa i-euro ezingama-300 kunye nomsebenzi wosuku lonke. Kulungile… ihambile imali yeholide.8. Amalungu onke ayabiza
Yonke into ayinaxabiso, kodwa ndibheja ukuba ukuba ndingathatha imoto yam kwaye ndiyithengise ibe ngamaqhekeza, ndingathenga i-50% ye-Sonae. Zonke iintsimbi zemoto zixabisa kakhulu, kwanezona zingabalulekanga. Ukuba imali ifumanise…
9. I-oyile kuyo yonke indawo
Nokuba ulumke kangakanani na, uya kuba mdaka. Kwaye hayi, i-oyile ye-injini ayilwenzi ulusu lwakho.10. Lucelomngeni kubuchule bethu bokumelana nale meko
Imoto endala, kokukhona izakhono zakho dexterity ziya kuvavanywa. Mhlawumbi ngenxa yokuba loo nxalenye ibiza kakhulu okanye ngenxa yokuba ayisekho, kuya kufuneka ufumane indlela yokusombulula ingxaki ngenye indlela. Ngokwesiqhelo ezi zisombululo zidlula kusetyenziso olunzulu lwesixhobo endisikhankanye kwinqaku n.º 2.
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