Ukube ngatshelwa esikhathini esidlule ukuthi ngangizobhala udaba, lapha kwaLedger Automobile, ngoJustin Bieber, nginesiqiniseko sokuthi ngalo lolo suku ngangiyozibulala.
Kodwa okuqinisekileyo ukuthi lolo suku selufikile, futhi lapha ngibhala ngoJustin Bieber kanye neFerrari 458 Italia yakhe. Ngenhlanhla kukhona i-Ferrari phakathi kwakho konke lokhu, ngaphandle kwalokho ngingazifaka engcupheni yokubulawa ngumlandeli walo mculi ngisho nangaphambi kokuba ngizibulale. (Inkulumo ethize ephikisanayo, njengoba ngihlala ngisesimweni esibi…)
Kodwa umbhedo okwanele futhi ake singene ebhizinisini. Abanye benu bangase bakhumbule isithombe esisithumele kuleli sonto ekhasini lethu le-Facebook, lapho umculi waseCanada evele eduze kweFerrari 458 Italia yakhe. Ukuphawula kwakungaphezu kwamaningi, futhi indumiso yayibalelwa eminweni yezandla zami.
Kuyathakazelisa ukuthi ngayizolo, i-video yentsha ehamba emigwaqweni yaseLos Angeles igqoke iFerrari yakhe emhlophe yafakwa ku-Youtube. Kuze kube manje akukho okungajwayelekile… Into ehlekisayo yeza kamuva, lapho u-Justin enquma ukumisa imoto phakathi nomgwaqo futhi abhekane ne-paparazzi. Lezi zimoto ezintathu (i-Ferrari kanye nezimoto ezimbili ze-paparazzi) bezivale isiminyaminya imizuzwana embalwa, zishiya abanye abashayeli onqenqemeni lokuphazamiseka kwemizwa.
Manje kufika ingxenye engavamile kakhulu: Akukholakali ukuthi ngiyamzwela lo mculi we-pop, hhayi ukuthi ngangicabanga ukuthi isimo sakhe sokumisa imoto phakathi nomgwaqo sasilungile, kodwa ngoba ngithole kuyihlaya ukuphawula kukapapa oqophe le video ngezansi. Ngokusho kwakhe, uJustin uyahlanya futhi kufanele aqaphe kakhulu. Kodwa kuphi? Ushayelephi njengohlanya? Uhlanya yilowo oyoqopha ifilimu ngenkathi eshayela...
Kodwa into engcono kakhulu ukubuka ividiyo bese ufinyelela iziphetho zakho, okwamanje, ngizozibulala futhi ngizobuya khona manje.
Umbhalo: Tiago Luís